Trick or treat! (oh my! Who do we have here?) Well I’m Robin Hood, can’t you tell from my bow? He’s sexy Ted Bundy (I just love your house btw) And then we’ve got Veruca Salt, she’s Harley Quinn, and he’s the Incredible Hulk! Well I just moved in to the neighborhood And I can see that it’s really nice You’ve got a big tall fence and a huge garage It’s a suburban paradise (I bet he doesn’t even lock his doors!) Yeah your kid told me that you’ve got fast cars And a pool and a big screen TV I’ve got a real crossbow and a bunch of friends So you’d better give us lots of treats I bet you don’t pay taxes you fucking cheat You can buy so much candy with all your money And if you like your stuff or your family You better give me full size candy You’ve got more money than you’ll ever use Think of everything you’ve got to lose I don’t wanna make this hard for you I need a full size candy bar I don’t want some fucking Tootsie Rolls Make it king size or we’ll lose control You’ll never get us off the porch until we get Full size candy bars I want a party with roomfuls of laughter Ten thousand tons of ice cream And if I don’t get the things that I’m after I’m going to scream! I’m the Incredible Hulk, don’t make me Hulk smash You’d better have the good stuff cuz you’re flush with cash I know you bought a Tesla for a 100 grand So quit being an Airhead, put some treats in my bag Don’t be a SweetTart, Sour Patch, Smartie or Nerd Be a Mr. Goodbar or I’ll make your Star Burst Imma Take 5 of everything I don’t need a Riesen Give me all of your of Reese’s or i’ll tear you to Pieces Give me big Jawbreakers or I’ll break your jaw Give me your whole Pay Day or I’ll make your Tootsie Pop Give me one of every candy in the Milky Way Or me and all friends will make you pay! You’ve got more money than you’ll ever use Think of everything you’ve got to lose I don’t wanna make this hard for you I need a full size candy bar I don’t want some fucking Tootsie Rolls Make it king size or we’ll lose control You’ll never get us off the porch until we get Full size candy bars (whoa! alright alright calm down! Here… take this) 100 dollars? For each of us? Gee thanks mister! Come on guys let’s go to the next house...