Trick or treat!

(oh my! Who do we have here?)

Well I’m Robin Hood, can’t you tell from my bow?

He’s sexy Ted Bundy (I just love your house btw)

And then we’ve got Veruca Salt, she’s Harley Quinn, and he’s the Incredible Hulk!



Well I just moved in to the neighborhood

And I can see that it’s really nice

You’ve got a big tall fence and a huge garage

It’s a suburban paradise (I bet he doesn’t even lock his doors!)

Yeah your kid told me that you’ve got fast cars

And a pool and a big screen TV

I’ve got a real crossbow and a bunch of friends

So you’d better give us lots of treats



I bet you don’t pay taxes you fucking cheat

You can buy so much candy with all your money

And if you like your stuff or your family

You better give me full size candy



You’ve got more money than you’ll ever use

Think of everything you’ve got to lose

I don’t wanna make this hard for you

I need a full size candy bar

I don’t want some fucking Tootsie Rolls

Make it king size or we’ll lose control

You’ll never get us off the porch until we get

Full size candy bars



I want a party with roomfuls of laughter

Ten thousand tons of ice cream

And if I don’t get the things that I’m after

I’m going to scream!



I’m the Incredible Hulk, don’t make me Hulk smash

You’d better have the good stuff cuz you’re flush with cash

I know you bought a Tesla for a 100 grand

So quit being an Airhead, put some treats in my bag

Don’t be a SweetTart, Sour Patch, Smartie or Nerd

Be a Mr. Goodbar or I’ll make your Star Burst

Imma Take 5 of everything I don’t need a Riesen

Give me all of your of Reese’s or i’ll tear you to Pieces

Give me big Jawbreakers or I’ll break your jaw

Give me your whole Pay Day or I’ll make your Tootsie Pop

Give me one of every candy in the Milky Way

Or me and all friends will make you pay!



You’ve got more money than you’ll ever use

Think of everything you’ve got to lose

I don’t wanna make this hard for you

I need a full size candy bar

I don’t want some fucking Tootsie Rolls

Make it king size or we’ll lose control

You’ll never get us off the porch until we get

Full size candy bars



(whoa! alright alright calm down! Here… take this)

100 dollars? For each of us? Gee thanks mister!

Come on guys let’s go to the next house...